Archives
- 2009.09.23: Learning the Hard Way
- 2009.06.22: Wrist Trauma
- 2009.02.17: New Release Date
- 2008.12.12: Fuck Machines -- Delayed!
- 2008.11.07: Dropping the Ball
- 2008.10.21: Minor Setback
- 2008.09.24: Busy Doin' Somethin'
- 2008.08.29: The End of Cheyenne
- 2008.08.28: Studio Shitty
- 2008.08.21: Bottle Rocket Battles
- 2008.08.18: Electronica
- 2008.08.15: Amends
- 2008.08.13: Conflicted
- 2008.08.09: Crocodemon Finished
- 2008.08.05: Writer's Cock Block
- 2008.07.31: Clean Break
- 2008.07.29: I Write the Songs
- 2008.07.25: Best Laid Plans
- 2008.07.21: For the Record
- 2008.07.16: Mistaken
- 2008.07.15: Studio Effects
- 2008.07.10: Dirty with You
- 2008.07.06: Weighted Lure
- 2008.07.04: Fourth of July
- 2008.06.30: Paint's Peeling
- 2008.06.24: So Perdida
- 2008.06.23: What's Wrong with Being Sexy?
- 2008.06.21: It's Chinatown
- 2008.06.18: Friends for So Many Years
- 2008.06.14: Under My Skin
- 2008.06.10: Pitching Fuck Machines
- 2008.06.06: Chance Meeting
- 2008.06.04: Imperfect Pitch
- 2008.05.29: The Poz Gala
- 2008.05.26: Mildew Recording Artists
- 2008.05.23: Finishing Crocodemon
- 2008.05.20: Recourse
- 2008.05.17: The Obsession
- 2008.05.13: New Intern
- 2008.05.11: Mildon't
- 2008.05.08: Colby's Blog
- 2008.05.05: Mildew Meeting
- 2008.04.30: Back in L.A.
- 2008.04.28: Tour Blog: Dayton -- 'The Hedge' Redux
- 2008.04.26: Tour Blog: Columbus -- Family Ties
- 2008.04.25: Tour Blog: Cleveland -- American Splendor
- 2008.04.22: Tour Blog: Fort Wayne -- Big Disappointment
- 2008.04.21: Tour Blog: Traverse City, Part 2 -- Infiltrated
- 2008.04.21: Tour Blog: Traverse City -- Milligan & Strosby
- 2008.04.18: Tour Blog: Grand Rapids -- Ballin'
- 2008.04.15: Family Shit
- 2008.04.07: Tour Blog: Decatur & South Bend -- Canceled
- 2008.04.06: Tour Blog: Chicago -- Stripped
- 2008.04.05: Tour Blog: Milwaukee -- Urban Renewal
- 2008.03.30: Tour Blog: Rhinelander -- Picture Perfect
- 2008.03.28: Tour Blog: Madison -- The Dane County Skeleton Rollers
- 2008.03.23: Tour Blog: Dubuque -- Metal Mania
- 2008.03.22: Tour Blog: Iowa City -- Old Flame
- 2008.03.19: Tour Blog: Des Moines -- Back in Iowa
- 2008.03.17: St. Patrick's Celebration
- 2008.03.16: Tour Blog: St. Louis, Night Two -- Parental Advisory
- 2008.03.15: Tour Blog: St. Louis, Night One -- Lacey Nights
- 2008.03.14: Tour Blog: Columbia -- The Intersection
- 2008.03.13: Tour Blog: Springfield -- Meth Amp City
- 2008.03.09: Tour Blog: Kansas City -- The Day After
- 2008.03.08: Tour Blog: Lawrence -- Wizard of Ozz
- 2008.03.06: Tour Blog: Wichita -- Hunger Pangs
- 2008.02.29: Tour Blog: Lincoln -- Canceled!
- 2008.02.28: Tour Blog: Omaha -- No Country for Old Men
- 2008.02.24: Tour Blog: Fargo -- The Great White Way
- 2008.02.21: Tour Blog: Duluth -- Dog Bites Man
- 2008.02.15: Tour Blog: Minneapolis -- Sons of Njord
- 2008.02.13: Recuperation
- 2008.02.11: Fallout
- 2008.02.10: Peet's
- 2008.02.09: Jammin' on the One
- 2008.02.09: La Madera Verde
- 2008.02.08: Melendez
- 2008.02.07: On a Mission
- 2008.02.07: The Long Con
- 2008.02.06: Condomes
- 2008.02.04: Quitters
- 2008.02.02: PRESS RELEASE: Happy Heartland Tour
- 2008.01.31: The Band
- 2008.01.29: PRESS RELEASE: Den Himmel Clinic Under Investigation
- 2008.01.28: Raw Deal
- 2008.01.27: Testimony Before the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation
- 2008.01.25: Subpoenaed?!
- 2008.01.25: Bad Reaction
- 2008.01.24: Good Morning, My Friends
- 2008.01.23: Little Kittens
- 2008.01.22: Martin Luther King Holiday
- 2008.01.20: One of Those Weeks...
- 2008.01.18: PRESS RELEASE: First Jupiter Starshine Collective Single – Little Darlin'!!
- 2008.01.15: Jupiter Starshine Collective
- 2008.01.06: Rebranding
- 2008.01.04: The Sunset Strip
- 2007.12.21: Songwriting Struggles
- 2007.12.18: Roxy Benefit – Canceled
- 2007.12.17: Girth McDürchstein's Bittersweet Treasures
- 2007.12.16: Bad Influence
- 2007.12.05: Live Holiday Show!
- 2007.11.23: Going Home Again
- 2007.11.23: Thanksgiving with the Band
- 2007.11.22: Mom
- 2007.11.16: Renal Advice
- 2007.11.11: Girth McDürchstein's 'The Return' – Leaked!
- 2007.10.29: PRESS RELEASE: Girth McDürchstein's 'The Return' Abandoned. Again.
- 2007.10.27: Soaked in the Rain
- 2007.10.22: Selfless
- 2007.10.18: Fight with the Band
- 2007.10.14: The New Van
- 2007.10.13: Used Cars
- 2007.10.12: Family Values
- 2007.10.07: Do Call Her Daughter
- 2007.10.04: Magical Mystery Tongue Quest
- 2007.10.01: Moving In...
- 2007.09.29: Renal Failure
- 2007.09.28: Margo Atwater's 'The Return'
- 2007.09.27: Who's the Baby Daddy?
- 2007.09.24: Funereal Disease
- 2007.09.22: So Long, Jason!
- 2007.09.21: Redstain Attack!
- 2007.09.18: Husbands and Lovers
- 2007.09.15: Sarah Goss and Owen Autumn
- 2007.09.13: Meeting the One (That Got Away?)
- 2007.09.11: Trapped in the Confessional
- 2007.09.10: Scraped Knees
- 2007.09.05: Labor Day Weekend
- 2007.08.29: Lacey's Party
- 2007.08.28: To Hold My Tongue Speaks of Quiet Reservations...
- 2007.08.27: Live Blogging from the Coffee Bean on Lankershim
- 2007.08.27: PRESS RELEASE: Recently Exonerated Rocker Founds Children's Charity
- 2007.08.27: Public Relations
- 2007.08.24: No Cure for Cancer
- 2007.08.22: Debts That No Honest Man Can Pay
- 2007.08.21: Get Cancer
- 2007.08.20: Girth McDürchstein's 'The Return'
- 2007.08.19: Tour Blog: Last Night -- We Made You Cum!
- 2007.08.18: Tour Blog: Osaka Flue
- 2007.08.15: Tour Blog: Stirrup Nation
- 2007.08.12: Tour Blog: Master Tetsu
- 2007.08.11: Tour Blog: Sushi Surprise
- 2007.08.10: Tour Blog: When We Hit Japan
- 2007.08.09: Tour Blog: Algeria's a Distant Land...
- 2007.08.09: Tour Blog: Get Myself Arrested
- 2007.08.07: PRESS RELEASE: Girth McDürchstein Arrested!
- 2007.08.03: Tour Blog: "Two Berries on a Twig" Music Video
- 2007.07.29: (Temporarily) Banned from MySpace?
- 2007.07.23: Tour Blog: Gone to Grenoble
- 2007.07.21: Tour Blog: East to Iceland
- 2007.07.20: Tour Blog: Persona Non Grata
- 2007.07.18: Tour Blog: Cancer Crisis
- 2007.07.17: Tour Blog: Stockholm Syndrome
- 2007.07.14: Tour Blog: Some Shit Is Going Down...
- 2007.07.13: Tour Blog: Car Theft in Oslo
- 2007.07.11: Tour Blog: Midwinter of Bullshit
- 2007.07.07: Tour Blog: Permanently Banned from Tremorden Castle and Ruisrock
- 2007.07.05: Off to Finland
- 2007.06.28: PRESS RELEASE: Girth McDürchstein Presents: 'If I Did It...'
- 2007.06.16: PRESS RELEASE: WORLD TOUR Announcement!
- 2007.06.11: Once We Were Drug Runners
- 2007.06.08: Website Relaunch!
- 2007.06.07: New Line-Up!!
- 2007.06.07: FAVORITES POLL -- The Results Are In!
- 2007.05.08: VIRGINIA TECH TRIBUTE SINGLE -- "Gangster Lovestick"
- 2007.04.14: Total Fucking Bullshit
- 2007.04.11: PRESS RELEASE: Lawsuits Over Controversial Single Dropped
- 2007.03.08: ANNIVERSARY!
- 2007.03.02: Shitstorm of Greatness
- 2007.01.06: Album Release on Our Website! -- The 'You Can Touch It for a Quarter' Sessions!
- 2006.12.20: New Holiday Single, "A Very Abysmal Christmas"
- 2006.09.02: Biggest Change Ever--Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' COMPLETELY REMASTERED
- 2006.07.30: New on Our Website: Girth's Prison Letter!
- 2006.06.27: Huge New Website Changes!
- 2006.06.14: Wow! Almost a Month!
- 2006.05.15: New Album, "The Return," Finally Complete!
- 2006.04.17: New Demo!
- 2006.03.28: Still Workin'
- 2006.03.16: The Ides of March
- 2006.03.12: Busy as Hell
- 2006.02.22: Home, Sweet Home
- 2006.02.19: Personal/Personnel Changes
- 2006.02.14: The Worst Night of My Life
- 2006.02.11: Tomorrow
- 2006.02.01: WE NEED YOUR HELP!!
- 2006.01.29: One Night Only -- The Hedge, Live at the Charnel House
- 2006.01.29: Recording: Week in Review
- 2006.01.21: Promoting Our Website
- 2006.01.15: Response to Carl Davenport, Sharon Rexsmith, and Hardchord Magazine
- 2006.01.14: The Process
- 2006.01.05: RECORDING
- 2006.01.01: Interview in Hardchord Magazine
- 2005.12.31: Mikey's posting privileges...
- 2005.12.30: Our MySpace songs
- 2005.12.29: Christmas of Lies
- 2005.12.25: A Very Abysmal Christmas
- 2005.12.24: The Truth (With RAGE!)
- 2005.12.24: Girth McDürchstein's 'The Return'
- 2005.12.23: Enchanted Evening
- 2005.12.21: One More Thing...
- 2005.12.21: Top 10 Albums of the Year
- 2005.12.18: Beethoven (1770-1827)
- 2005.12.17: WE"RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!