Miscellaneous Songs & B-Sides

1995-Present

Over the years, Abysmal Crucifix has released several singles, many of which contain unreleased tracks not available in stores! You'll find them all over this website, but we've also created a special page to make accessing them easier.

B-Sides

Gangster Lovestick

Rolling in It (Live at the Whisky-a-Go-Go 6/23/98)
Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay (Club Remix)
Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay (Alternate Lyrics)
Train in Tunnel
Tongue Quest
Melrose Sickie Kicks
A Very Abysmal Christmas
Gangster Lovestick (2007 Remix)
Little Darlin'

2005 — Rarities: Outtakes, Live Shit, Demos, 1997-2002

In 2005, Finkner Distribution Incorporated of Palmetto, Florida, released an unauthorized bootleg featuring 28 tracks of demos, live tracks, and outtakes. While we do not in any way authorize the release of this bootleg, we acknowledge it's out there and available for the masses. We've also made a few of the tracks downloadable as part of our new project, The Hedge Analysis.
  1. Tongue Quest (w/Sarah Goss, live at the Whisky 5/31/97)
  2. Thunderbird (live at the Whisky, Halloween '97)
  3. Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay (demo w/cowboy lyrics)
  4. Melrose Sickie Kicks (full-band demo)
  5. Shitfest (live, unknown location/date, ca. late 1997)
  6. Put It Where It Doesn't Belong (solo outtakes)
  7. Rolling in It (sound check 7/11/98)
  8. Ass Medley: Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay, Da' Butt, Put It Where It Doesn't Belong, Baby Got Back (live at the Whisky 7/11/98)
  9. Smart Girls (live in Glasgow 7/31/98)
  10. Phone sex (German lyrics, live at Schlachthaus auf fünfter Straße 9/8/98)
  11. Sexual Anguish (18-minute improvised rehearsal)
  12. Ah! a Sweet-Tasting Manwad (rehearsal)
  13. Growing Up TV (demo)
  14. A Star (demo)
  15. Bad Parenting (demo)
  16. Video Game Violence (demo w/lyrics)
  17. Where Have All the Flowers Gone? (demo)
  18. Father's Day (rehearsal)
  19. Interview with Girth McDürchstein on National Public Radio 12/11/01
  20. Dysfunctional Lullabye (live NPR performance 12/11/01)
  21. NPR Interview Part 2
  22. The Hedge Maze of Life (live NPR performance 12/11/01)
  23. Skullfucking Infants Estampie (23-minute studio premaster)
  24. Dysfunctional Lullabye (Margo Atwater singing, live at Wedge Auditorium 11/20/02)
  25. Boogie Court (cut, never-mentioned Hedge song, live at Wedge Auditorium 11/20/02)
  26. The Love Song of Gregor Samsa (Little Riffs Nicky plays solo, live at Wedge Auditorium 11/20/02)
  27. Guilt Trip (full cast, live at Wedge Auditorium 11/20/02)
  28. Blues Jam (live, unknown location/date, ca. late 2002)