Events Calendar
Scheduled Performances
No upcoming performances scheduled.
Record Releases
December 5th, 1995 — Star Sex (debut album!) released!
April 2nd, 1996 — Two Berries on a Twig released!
July 9th, 1996 — "Thunderbird" single released!
June 23rd, 1998 — Delightlah! released!
July 7th, 1998 — "Rolling in it" single released!
August 15th, 1998 — Thanks to tremendous word of mouth and cross-country airplay, "Rolling in It" single debuts and peaks at #98 on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles!
January 5th, 1999 — "Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay" single remixed by DJ Koko released!
November 28th, 1999 — Abysmal Crucifix finally leaves the recording studio, permanently abandoning You Can Touch It for a Quarter!
February 8th, 2000 — Tommy Janofsky illegally releases uncompleted You Can Touch It for a Quarter demos and outtakes on Napster and in independent music stores!
April 11th, 2000 — Kelleystein Recordings reissues Two Berries on a Twig with three previously unreleased songs!
February 12th, 2002 — Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' I & II released!
March 19th, 2002 — Kelleystein affiliate Rage Elder Records releases 1998's Delightlah! in Japan and Eastern Europe to rave reviews.
May 11th, 2002 — Despite never having played a show on the Asian continent, the Japanese release of Delightlah! hits #1 on Japanese charts (according to Oricon Style)
June 10th, 2002 — Thanks in no small part to the surprise hit of Delightlah! in Japan, Rage Elder releases a Japanese version of Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' (available for download here) featuring a different mix and two previously unreleased songs!
May 15th, 2006 — Abysmal Crucifix's eagerly anticipated Girth McDürchstein's 'The Return', slated for a July 18th release, canceled! No future release planned.
September 10th, 2006 — Kelleystein Recordings unveils a completely remastered version of Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' I & II!
December 21st, 2006 — "A Very Abysmal Christmas" single released!
Calendar of Performances, 1992-Present
| 1992 — Controlled Mayhem Tour | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| April 24th & 25th | Marion, IA | Linn-Mar High School ("Metal Mania") | Third of five: Deathsmell, Freight Train, Greg Sandoval, and M*E*S*H | 8:15/$3.50 (each night) |
| May 1st - 3rd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill | Carlsbad | 8:00/$5 (each night) |
| May 15th | Iowa City, IA | Grayskull | Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$10 door, $5 adv. |
| May 21st | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill | 9:00/$5 | |
| May 23rd | Marion, IA | Smithsburg Lounge | Acts of Cohesion, Powdering | 7:00/$5 |
| June 15th | Seattle, WA | Off Ramp | Deathsmell | 8:00/$4 |
| June 16th | Victoria, BC | The Old Forge | Deathsmell | 8:00/$9.75 |
| June 19th | Bellingham, WA | Fairhaven Courtyard | Deathsmell | 6:30/$3.50 (students free) |
| June 21st | Portland, OR | Vickers Auditorium | Deathsmell | 8:00/$7.50 |
| June 22nd | Medford, OR | Rush | Deathsmell | 9:00/$5 |
| June 23rd | Chico, CA | Palmer Hall | Deathsmell | 7:30/$4 (students free) |
| June 24th | Reno, NV | Maverick Casino (second stage) | Deathsmell | 9:30/$13.50 |
| June 26th & 27th | San Francisco, CA | Slim's | Deathsmell | 8:30/$6 (plus drink/each night) |
| July 3rd & 4th | Los Angeles, CA | Gazzari's | Deathsmell | 10:00/$7 (each night) |
| July 7th | Phoenix, AZ | The Paper Heart | Deathsmell | 9:00/$3.25 |
| July 10th | Tucson, AZ | Pollo Hut | Deathsmell | 9:00/$4 |
| July 11th | Las Cruces, NM | Old Mesilla Plaza | Deathsmell | 7:30/free |
| July 12th | Santa Fe, NM | El Patio | Deathsmell | 9:30/$5 |
| July 13th | Tucumcari, NM | Quay Hole | Deathsmell | 11:05/$2.75 |
| July 16th | Austin, TX | Emo's | Deathsmell | 9:00/$5 |
| July 18th | Tulsa, OK | Bacon Jones | Deathsmell | 9:30/$5 |
| July 23rd | Springfield, MO | Carlton Club | Deathsmell | 7:45/$4.25 |
| July 24th | Columbia, MO | The Arena | Deathsmell | 6:30/$5 (students free) |
| July 25th | St. Louis, MO | Under the Universe | Deathsmell | 10:30/$8 |
| July 26th | Champaign-Urbana, IL | Kettle's | Deathsmell | 9:00/$5 (students free) |
| July 27th & 28th | Chicago, IL | Fireside Bowl | Deathsmell | 10:30/$6.50 (each night) |
| July 31st | South Bend, IN | The Factory | Deathsmell | 8:00/$5 |
| August 1st | Grand Rapids, MI | Raven | Deathsmell | 8:30/$4 |
| August 3rd | Toledo, OH | The Cattle Club | Deathsmell | 8:30/$5 |
| August 6th | Middle Paxton, PA | Dutchman's Walk | Deathsmell | 9:00/$5 |
| August 7th & 8th | Brooklyn, NY | Burnt | Deathsmell | 9:30/$5 (each night) |
| August 13th | Boston, MA | Green Castle | Deathsmell | 10:00/$5.50 |
| August 14th | Portland, ME | Misty's | Deathsmell | 8:00/$4 |
| August 15th | Ottawa, ON | Valencourt Lodge | Deathsmell | 10:30/$13.50 |
| August 19th | Toronto, ON | Iron Teahouse | Deathsmell | 9:15/$9.75 |
| August 21st | Detroit, MI | Searchers' | Deathsmell | 9:30/$5 |
| August 25th | Elgin, IL | Union Hall | Deathsmell | 7:30/$8 door, $5 adv. |
| August 26th | Davenport, IA | Raincoat Warehouse | Deathsmell | 8:15/$5 |
| August 28th & 29th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — triumphant tour return concert | Deathsmell | 8:00/$5 (each night) |
| September 23rd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill | Carlsbad | 8:00/$5 |
| September 25th | Iowa City, IA | Green Room | Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$5 door, $3.50 adv. |
| September 29th | Marion, IA | Smithsburg Lounge | Acts of Cohesion | 7:00/$5 |
| October 3rd | Des Moines, IA | The Fountainhead | Carlsbad | 8:30/$3.50 |
| October 9th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 23rd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 30th & 31st | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 6th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 13th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 20th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 27th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| December 4th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| December 11th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| 1993 — Depravity Manor Tour | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| Janaury 15th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| Janaury 22nd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| January 29th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| February 5th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| February 9th | Iowa City, IA | Grayskull | Enternal Ash | 8:30/$6 (students free) |
| February 12th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| February 19th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| February 26th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| March 5th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| March 10th | Davenport, IA | Raincoat Warehouse | Redfire | 8:00/$6 |
| March 12th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| March 26th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| April 2nd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| April 16th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| April 23rd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| April 30th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| May 7th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| May 14th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| May 28th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| June 24th | Minneapolis, MN | Billhouse | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$7.50 |
| June 25th | Fargo, ND | Crème Grill | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$9 |
| June 26th | Bismarck, ND | Cornerstone | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$8 |
| June 27th | Glendive, MT | Mountainview Inn | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:45/$6 (guests free) |
| June 28th | Billings, MT | Reginald's | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$6 |
| June 29th | Bozeman, MT | Thunder Road | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:30/$7.50 |
| June 30th | Butte, MT | Clearmask | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$7 |
| July 1st | Missoula, MT | Jericho's on Ryman | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$7.50 (students free) |
| July 2nd | Spokane, WA | The Greenstone | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$9 |
| July 3rd | Pasco, WA | Marble | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$9 |
| July 5th | Boise, ID | Godhead | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$7.50 |
| July 6th | Pocatello, ID | Yellowstone Avenue Lounge | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:00/$6.50 |
| July 7th | Ogden, UT | Antelope Hutch | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:15/$6.50 |
| July 8th | Salt Lake City, UT | Queensboro Arena (Westminster College) | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:30/$7 (students $3.50 w/ID) |
| July 9th | Provo, UT | Red Skies | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$7.50 |
| July 11th | Grand Junction, CO | The Cloverleaf | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$5 |
| July 13th | Denver, CO | Miles Away | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$6 |
| July 15th | Salina, KS | The Felt Room | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$7.50 |
| July 16th | Junction City, KS | On the Tracks | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 10:00/$5 |
| July 17th | Topeka, KS | Firewood Inn | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$8.50 |
| July 18th | Lawrence, KS | El Greco Bar | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$6.50 |
| July 19th | Kansas City, MO | Brideshead | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$7.50 |
| July 20th | Columbia, MO | The Arena | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 6:30/$5 (students free) |
| July 21st | St. Louis, MO | Under the Universe | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 10:30/$8 |
| July 22nd | Effingham, IL | House of Jamestown | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:30/$7 |
| July 23rd | Terre Haute, IN | Donut Bank | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$6.50 |
| July 24th | Indianapolis, IN | The Vogue | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$8 |
| July 25th | Richmond, IN | Shelterpop | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$7 |
| July 26th | Dayton, OH | Grâce | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$7.50 |
| July 27th | Columbus, OH | Keaton's | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:45/$7.50 |
| July 28th | Cincinnati, OH | The Venus Flytrap | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 10:00/$8 |
| July 29th | Louisville, KY | Lakewood Lounge (Ramada) | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 6:15/two drinks (guests free) |
| July 30th | Lexington, KY | Peterson Bar | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:30/$8 |
| July 31st | Ashland, KY | Paramount Theater | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:45/$7.50 |
| August 1st | Huntington, WV | Mont Beecher | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$7 |
| August 3rd | Richmond, VA | Riverside | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:15/$8.50 |
| August 4th | Washington, DC | Circle of Confusion | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 10:00/$5 |
| August 5th | Philadelphia, PA | Brownout | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:45/$8 |
| August 6th | Brooklyn, NY | Burnt | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:30/$7 |
| August 7th | New Milford, CT | Chestershire Roundelay | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$6.50 |
| August 8th | Providence, RI | Juice Shack | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 12:15 (p.m.)/$5 |
| August 10th | Rochester, NY | Car Club Shack | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$8 |
| August 11th | Buffalo, NY | Thistle | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:00/$8 |
| August 12th | Cleveland, OH | Agora Ballroom | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$8 |
| August 13th | Toledo, OH | Stucco Lounge | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:15/$6.50 |
| August 15th | Chicago, IL | Fireside Bowl | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:30/$7.50 |
| August 16th | Milwaukee, WI | Arnold's | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:45/$7 |
| August 17th | Madison, WI | Carlito's | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 9:30/$8 |
| August 18th | Beloit, WI | Anderson Hall (Beloit College) | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 8:00/$6 (students free) |
| August 19th | Rockford, IL | The Gun Club | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:00/$8.50 (patrons free) |
| August 20th | Davenport, IA | Raincoat Warehouse | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$7 |
| August 21st | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill | Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion | 7:30/$8.50 |
| September 3rd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| September 10th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| September 17th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| September 24th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 1st | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 8th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 15th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 22nd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| October 25th | Beloit, WI | Anderson Hall (Beloit College) | Deathsmell | 8:00/$6 (students free) |
| October 29th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 5th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 12th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 19th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| November 26th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| December 3rd | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| December 10th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| December 17th | Cedar Rapids, IA | Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays | 9:00/$5 | |
| 1994 | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| August 27th & 28th | Los Angeles, CA | Sunset Junction Street Fair | Everybody! | 11:00 (a.m.)/$10 (for all acts, both days) |
| September 22nd | West Hollywood, CA | Gazzari's | Cagematch, Tachyon | 8:00/$3.50 + drink |
| October 14th | West Hollywood, CA | Gazzari's | Greasepan, Cagematch | 8:00/$3.50 + drink |
| October 26th | West Hollywood, CA | Roxy Theatre | Walter Head Experience, Cagematch | 8:00/$5 + drink |
| November 16th | West Hollywood, CA | Rainbow Bar & Grill | Greasepan, Valencourt | 8:00/$4.50 + drink |
| November 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Gazzari's | Valencourt, Cagematch | 8:00/$3.50 + drink |
| December 7th | West Hollywood, CA | Gazzari's | Greasepan, Tachyon | 8:00/$3.50 + drink |
| December 19th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 |
| 1995 — Star Sex, Oh Yes! Tour | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| January 12th | West Hollywood, CA | Gazzari's | Greasepan, Cagematch | 8:00/$3.50 + drink |
| January 20th & 21st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| February 3rd & 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| February 10th & 11th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Bolder | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| February 17th & 18th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| February 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| March 3rd & 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| March 10th & 11th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) | March 17th & 18th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| March 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | CousCous | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| March 31st & April 1st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Telemmetry | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 14th & 15th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 17th | West Hollywood, CA | Gazzari's | Greasepan, Cagematch | 8:00/$3.50 + drink |
| April 21st & 22nd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Bolder | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 28th & 29th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| May 5th & 6th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| May 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| May 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Ghosts of Algernon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| June 2nd & 3rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| June 9th & 10th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Wolff | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| June 16th & 17th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | D.B. Cooper and the Skyjackers | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| June 20th | Malibu, CA | The Beach Hut | Cagematch | 2:45 (p.m.)/$8 (all day) |
| June 23rd & 24th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| June 30th & July 1st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| July 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Ghosts of Algernon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| July 14th & 15th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Guildenstern Seven | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| July 21st & 22nd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| July 28th & 29th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| August 4th & 5th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| August 11th & 12th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Bolder | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| August 18th & 19th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| August 26th & 27th | Los Angeles, CA | Sunset Junction Street Fair | Everybody! | 4:00 (p.m.)/$10 (for all acts, both days) |
| December 8th & 9th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release shows! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| December 15th & 16th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release shows! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| 1996 — Thunderbird Tour | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| January 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| January 19th & 20th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| January 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| February 2nd & 3rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Wolff | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 5th & 6th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 19th & 20th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| April 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | Tachyon | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| May 3rd & 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| May 10th & 11th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| June 5th | Minneapolis, MN | Billhouse | Cagematch | 8:00/$9 |
| June 7th | Fargo, ND | Crème Grill | Cagematch | 9:00/$11 |
| June 10th | Bismarck, ND | Cornerstone | Cagematch | 9:00/$9 |
| June 11th | Glendive, MT | Mountainview Inn | Cagematch | 7:10/$5 (guests free) |
| June 12th | Billings, MT | Reginald's | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 |
| June 13th | Bozeman, MT | Thunder Road | Cagematch | 9:30/$9 |
| June 14th | Butte, MT | Clearmask | Cagematch | 8:15/$10 |
| June 15th | Missoula, MT | Jericho's on Ryman | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (students free) |
| June 17th | Spokane, WA | The Greenstone | Cagematch | 9:00/$11 |
| June 18th | Pasco, WA | Marble | Cagematch | 8:00/$11 |
| June 21st & 22nd | Boise, ID | Godhead | Cagematch | 9:00/$9 (Fri.), 10:00/$9 (Sat.) |
| June 23rd | Pocatello, ID | Yellowstone Avenue Lounge | Cagematch | 9:00/$8 |
| June 24th | Ogden, UT | Antelope Hutch | Cagematch | 9:00/$8 |
| June 25th | Salt Lake City, UT | Queensboro Arena (Westminster College) | Cagematch | 8:30/$10 (students $5 w/ID) |
| June 26th | Provo, UT | Red Skies | Cagematch | 9:00/$9 |
| June 27th | Grand Junction, CO | The Cloverleaf | Cagematch | 9:30/$7.50 |
| June 28th & 29th | Denver, CO | Miles Away | Cagematch | 9:30/$8 (each night) |
| July 1st | Salina, KS | The Felt Room | Cagematch | 9:30/$9 |
| July 2nd | Junction City, KS | On the Tracks | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 |
| July 3rd | Topeka, KS | Firewood Inn | Cagematch | 8:00/$10 |
| July 4th | Lawrence, KS | El Greco Bar | Cagematch | 9:00/$8 |
| July 5th & 6th | Kansas City, MO | Brideshead | Cagematch | 9:00/$10 (each night) |
| July 10th | Columbia, MO | The Arena | Cagematch | 8:30/$7.50 (students free) |
| July 12th & 13th | St. Louis, MO | Under the Universe | Cagematch | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| July 14th | Effingham, IL | House of Jamestown | Cagematch | 9:30/$9 |
| July 15th | Terre Haute, IN | Donut Bank | Cagematch | 9:00/$8 |
| July 16th | Indianapolis, IN | The Vogue | Cagematch | 8:00/$11 |
| July 17th | Richmond, IN | Shelterpop | Cagematch | 8:00/$9.50 |
| July 18th | Dayton, OH | Grâce | Cagematch | 9:00/$9 |
| July 19th | Columbus, OH | Keaton's | Cagematch | 9:15/$9 |
| July 20th | Cincinnati, OH | The Venus Flytrap | Cagematch | 10:00/$11 |
| July 22nd | Louisville, KY | Lakewood Lounge (Ramada) | Cagematch | 8:00/two drinks (guests free) |
| July 23rd | Lexington, KY | Peterson Bar | Cagematch | 9:30/$11 |
| July 24th | Ashland, KY | Paramount Theater | Cagematch | 10:00/$9 |
| July 25th | Huntington, WV | Mont Beecher | Cagematch | 8:15/$8.50 |
| July 27th | Richmond, VA | Riverside | Cagematch | 10:00/$10 |
| July 30th | Washington, DC | Circle of Confusion | Cagematch | 9:30/$7.50 |
| August 1st | Philadelphia, PA | Brownout | Cagematch | 8:30/$10 |
| August 2nd & 3rd | Brooklyn, NY | Burnt | Cagematch | 9:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| August 4th | New Milford, CT | Chestershire Roundelay | Cagematch | 9:00/$8 |
| August 5th | Providence, RI | Juice Shack | Cagematch | 9:15/$10 |
| August 6th | Boston, MA | Green Castle | Cagematch | 10:00/$8 |
| August 7th | Portland, ME | Misty's | Cagematch | 8:00/$7.50 |
| August 9th & 10th | Ottawa, ON | Valencourt Lodge | Cagematch | 10:00/$15 (each night) |
| Augst 12th | Rochester, NY | Car Club Shack | Cagematch | 9:00/$11 |
| August 13th | Buffalo, NY | Thistle | Cagematch | 9:00/$11 |
| August 15th | Toronto, ON | Iron Teahouse | Cagematch | 9:30/$13.50 |
| August 16th & 17th | Detroit, MI | Searchers' | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| August 18th | Toledo, OH | Stucco Lounge | Cagematch | 9:00/$8 |
| August 19th | Cleveland, OH | Agora Ballroom | Cagematch | 10:00/$11 |
| August 20th | Fort Wayne, IN | Helford Tap | Cagematch | 8:00/$7.50 |
| August 21st | South Bend, IN | The Factory | Cagematch | 8:30/$8 |
| August 23rd & 24th | Chicago, IL | Fireside Bowl | Cagematch | 8:30/$11 (each night) |
| August 25th | Lanford, IL | Lobo Lounge | Cagematch | 9:00/$5.50 + drink |
| August 26th | Elgin, IL | Union Hall | Cagematch | 9:00/$10 door, $7.50 adv. |
| August 27th | Milwaukee, WI | Arnold's | Cagematch | 7:45/$8.50 |
| August 28th | Madison, WI | Carlito's | Cagematch | 9:00/$11 |
| August 29th | Beloit, WI | Anderson Hall (Beloit College) | Cagematch | 8:00/$9 (students free) |
| August 30th | Rockford, IL | The Gun Club | Cagematch | 8:15/$8.50 (patrons free) |
| August 31st | Davenport, IA | Raincoat Warehouse | Cagematch | 9:30/$9.50 |
| September 2nd | Des Moines, IA | The Fountainhead | Cagematch | 10:00/$5 |
| September 3rd | Omaha, NE | The Fun Plex | Cagematch | 7:00/$5.50 |
| September 4th | St. Joseph, MO | Bluewall Tavern | Cagematch | 8:30/$3.50 |
| September 5th | Platte City, MO | Pizza Shoppe & Pub | Cagematch | 7:45/$4 |
| September 6th | Clinton, MO | D & R Tavern | Cagematch | 8:30/$3.50 |
| September 7th | Lowry City, MO | Greenwood Pub | Cagematch | 9:00/$5 |
| September 10th | Springfield, MO | Carlton Club | Cagematch | 8:00/$6.50 |
| September 11th | Little Rock, AR | Jeremiah's Chicken Shack | Cagematch | 9:00/$8.50 |
| September 13th & 14th | Memphis, TN | King Tavern | Cagematch | 10:30/$9.75 (each night) |
| September 16th | Jackson, MS | Red Hot & Blue | Cagematch | 9:15/$10 |
| September 17th | Birmingham, AL | Earl's Place | Cagematch | 8:30/$8.50 |
| September 18th | Atlanta, GA | Red Light Café | Cagematch | 8:00/$9.50 |
| September 19th | Savannah, GA | Curse | Cagematch | 7:30/$10 |
| September 20th | Jacksonville, FL | West Pier Lounge | Cagematch | 9:15/$9 |
| September 21st | Miami, FL | Pawn Shop Lounge | Cagematch | 10:00/$12 |
| September 25th | Tampa, FL | Greg's | Cagematch | 8:45/$9.50 |
| September 26th | Mobile, AL | Steamboat | Cagematch | 9:30/$8 |
| September 27th & 28th | New Orleans, LA | Night of Joy | Cagematch | 8:30/$10 (each night) |
| October 8th | Lafayette, LA | Oswald Pub | Cagematch | 10:00/$9.50 |
| October 9th | Houston, TX | Goosfeather's | Cagematch | 8:30/$10 |
| October 10th | San Antonio, TX | Elliott Ginty Barbecue | Cagematch | 9:30/$11 |
| October 11th & 12th | Corpus Christi, TX | La Terrazza Ballroom | Cagematch | 10:00/$9 (each night) |
| October 15th | Laredo, TX | Whitefish | Cagematch | 9:00/$10 |
| October 16th | Austin, TX | Emo's | Cagematch | 9:30/$7.50 |
| October 17th | Dallas, TX | Arcadia Theater | Cagematch | 9:30/$8.50 |
| October 18th & 19th | Tulsa, OK | Bacon Jones | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| October 20th | Oklahoma City, OK | Madd Maxx's | Cagematch | 9:30/$8.50 |
| October 21st | Amarillo, TX | The Plutonium Circus | Cagematch | 9:15/$9 |
| October 23rd | Tucumcari, NM | Quay Hole | Cagematch | 10:30/$3.50 |
| October 24th | Albuquerque, NM | Wrong Turn Bar | Cagematch | 8:30/$9.50 |
| October 25th | Santa Fe, NM | El Patio | Cagematch | 9:30/$7.50 |
| October 28th | Las Cruces, NM | Old Mesilla Plaza | Cagematch | 7:30/free |
| October 29th | Tucson, AZ | Pollo Hut | Cagematch | 10:00/$5.50 |
| October 30th & 31st | Phoenix, AZ | The Paper Heart | Cagematch | 11:00/$5 (each night) |
| November 1st & 2nd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| November 6th | San Francisco, CA | Slim's | Cagematch | 10:00/$8.50 (plus drink) |
| November 7th | Reno, NV | Maverick Casino (second stage) | Cagematch | 9:00/$15 |
| November 8th | Chico, CA | Palmer Hall | Cagematch | 8:00/$6.50 (students free) |
| November 9th | Medford, OR | Rush | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 |
| November 15th & 16th | Seattle, WA | Off Ramp | Cagematch | 9:00/$5.50 (each night) |
| November 19th | Bellingham, WA | Fairhaven Courtyard | Cagematch | 8:00/$5 (students free) |
| November 20th | Victoria, BC | The Old Forge | Cagematch | 9:00/$10.50 |
| November 21st & 22nd | Vancouver, BC | Gosh Factory | Cagematch | 8:30/$13.50 (each night) |
| December 5th | Everett, WA | Greenthumb | Cagematch | 9:00/$10 |
| December 6th | Yakima, WA | Frady's | Cagematch | 9:00/$10 |
| December 7th | Kennewick, WA | Tri-Cities Pub | Cagematch | 8:30/$11 |
| December 11th | Portland, OR | Vickers Auditorium | Cagematch | 9:00/$10 |
| December 12th | Salem, OR | St. Santiam | Cagematch | 9:30/$11 (students free) |
| December 13th | Eugene, OR | Winchester's | Cagematch | 9:00/$11 |
| December 14th | Roseburg, OR | Axton Pub | Cagematch | 9:00/$10.50 |
| December 15th | Sacramende, CA | Jinan | Cagematch | 9:30/$11 |
| December 16th | Stockton, CA | Mudville | Cagematch | 9:30/$10 |
| December 17th | Fresno, CA | Blumenthal's | Cagematch | 8:45/$10 |
| December 18th | Bakersfield, CA | Wild Earth | Cagematch | 8:45/$9.50 |
| Decembewr 20th & 21st | San Diego, CA | Club Thin | DJ Koko, Cagematch | 8:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — triumphant return! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| December 31st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — New Year's Eve bash! | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 |
| 1997 — Sliding Up the Coast Tour | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| January 3rd & 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| January 10th & 11th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Wolff | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| Janaury 15th & 16th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Valencourt | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| January 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| January 31st & February 1st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 9:00/$7.50 (each night) |
| February 7th & 8th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Ghosts of Algernon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| February 14th & 15th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| February 21st & 22nd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| February 28th & March 1st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| March 7th & 8th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| March 14th & 15th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| March 18th & 19th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| March 28th & 29th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| April 4th & 5th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| April 13th & 14th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| April 15th | San Diego, CA | Club Thin | DJ Koko, The Conquistadors | 9:00/$7.50 |
| April 16th | Ventura, CA | Ventura Point | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8 |
| April 17th | Santa Barbara, CA | Capwell's | The Conquistadors | 7:30/$7.50 |
| April 18th | Santa Maria, CA | Spearmint Rhino Club | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$9.25 |
| April 19th | San Luis Obispo, CA | Jamba Juice | The Conquistadors | 6:00/free w/beverage |
| April 20th | Salinas, CA | Steinbeck Auditorium | The Conquistadors | 8:30/$10 |
| April 21st | San José, CA | The Shark Tank | The Conquistadors | 9:00/$7.50 |
| April 22nd | San Francisco, CA | Slim's | The Conquistadors | 10:30, $5 (plus drink) |
| April 23rd | Santa Rosa, CA | The Marlow | The Conquistadors | 8:30/$8 |
| April 24th | Bandon, OR | Cranberry Dunes | The Conquistadors | 9:00/$9.50 |
| April 25th | Florence, OR | Frank Herbert's Casino of Dune | The Conquistadors | 10:00/free w/entrée |
| April 26th | Bay City, OR | Tillamook Factory | The Conquistadors | 9:30/free benefit for Oregon union farm workers |
| April 27th | Astoria, OR | One-Eyed Willie's | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$7.50 |
| April 28th | Aberdeen, WA | Violet Blue | The Conquistadors | 9:00/$8 |
| May 2nd & 3rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| May 9th & 10th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| May 16th & 17th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Wolff | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| May 23rd & 24th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| May 30th & 31st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| June 6th & 7th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| June 13th & 14th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| June 20th & 21st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| June 27th & 28th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 4th & 5th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 11th & 12th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 18th & 19th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Wolff | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 25th & 26th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Ghosts of Algernon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| August 1st & 2nd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| August 15th & 16th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| August 22nd & 23rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| August 29th & 30th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| September 5th & 6th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| September 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| September 19th & 20th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| September 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 3rd & 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 10th & 11th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 17th & 18th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 31st & November 1st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 7th & 8th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 14th & 15th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 28th & 29th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 5th & 6th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 19th & 20th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — Christmas! | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 31st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — New Year's! | The Conquistadors | 11:00/$8.50 |
| 1998 — Rolling in It World Tour! | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| June 23rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release! | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 |
| June 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 3rd & 4th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 10th & 11th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 17th & 18th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| July 23rd & 24th | Dublin, Ireland | Davy Byrne's | Tachyon | 9:00/IR£11.35 (each night) |
| July 25th | Dalkey, Ireland | Vico Road | Tachyon | 9:00/IR£10.00 |
| July 31st & August 1st | Glasgow, Scotland | King Tut's Wah Wah Hut | Tachyon | 10:00/£5.50 (each night) |
| August 5th | Dover, England | Tellson's Bank | Tachyon | 9:30/£6.25 |
| August 7th | London, England | Tom-all-Alone's | Tachyon | 9:30/£6.50 |
| August 8th | Paris, France | Evrémonde | Tachyon | 9:00/₣8 |
| August 14th & 15th | Madrid, Spain | Sidonie | Tachyon | 8:30/ESB1000 (each night) |
| August 21st & 22nd | Oslo, Norway | Das Auge des Gotthaus | Tachyon | 9:00/NOK85 (each night) |
| August 20th | Helsinki, Finland | Kyrpien keskitalvi | Tachyon | 9:30/FIM45 |
| August 22nd | Valletta, Malta | Il Fondamento del Triangolo | Tachyon | 9:00/£4 |
| August 25th | Geneva, Switzerland | Lavenza's | Tachyon | 10:00/₣15 |
| August 27th | Vienna, Austria | Das Auge des Gotthauses | Tachyon | 9:30/ATS32.50 |
| August 28th & 29th | Amsterdam, Holland | De Zitkamer van de Stoomboot | Tachyon | 10:00/ƒ20 (each night) |
| September 4th & 5th | Berlin, Germany | Geschlechthaus | Tachyon | 9:30/DEM17.50 (each night) |
| September 8th | Dresden, Germany | Schlachthaus auf fünfter Straße | Tachyon | 10:00/DEM15 (each night) |
| September 11th & 12th | Prague, Czech Republic | Ses posral v kine | Tachyon | 9:00/CZK218 (each night) |
| September 18th & 19th | Ingolstadt, Germany | Krempe Hall (University of Ingolstadt) | Tachyon | 9:30/DEM18 (each night) |
| September 25th & 26th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Tachyon | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 2nd & 3rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 9th & 10th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 16th & 17th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Blue Berets | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 23rd & 24th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Bolder | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| October 30th & 31st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 6th & 7th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 13th & 14th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Blue Berets | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 20th & 21st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| November 27th & 28th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Bolder | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 4th & 5th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 11th & 12th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 18th & 19th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Your Loss | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 24th & 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — Christmas! | DJ Koko | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| December 31st | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — New Year's! | The Conquistadors | 11:00/$8.50 |
| 1999 | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| January 8th & 9th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| January 15th & 16th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Blue Berets | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| January 22nd & 23rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Your Loss | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| January 29th & 30th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Bolder | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| February 5th & 6th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| February 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| February 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| March 5th & 6th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| March 12th & 13th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| March 19th & 20th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Blue Berets | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| March 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| April 2nd & 3rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| April 9th & 10th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Guildenstern Seven | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| April 23rd & 24th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| May 7th & 8th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Wolff | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| May 14th & 15th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| May 21st & 22nd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Cagematch | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| May 28th & 29th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| June 4th & 5th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| June 18th & 19th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Greasepan | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| June 25th & 26th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Fenton | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| July 2nd & 3rd | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Raygun | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| July 4th | Bakersfield, CA | Wild Earth | The Conquistadors | 8:00/$10 |
| July 9th & 10th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| July 16th & 17th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | Walter Head Experience | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| July 23rd & 24th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly | The Conquistadors | 10:00/$11 (each night) |
| 2002 | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| February 15th & 16th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go — triumphant return and record release party! | Cowboy Technica | 10:00/$8.50 (each night) |
| March 21st | Tucson, AZ | Pollo Hut | 10:00/$12 | |
| March 30th | Gallup, NM | Greenwood Lodge (Holiday Inn Express) | 9:30/$7.50 (plus drink) | |
| April 5th | Albuquerque, NM | Wrong Turn Bar | 11:00/$14 | |
| April 26th & 27th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Redstain Attack! | 10:00/$12 (each night) |
| May 4th | Fremont, CA | Warfield Theater | 10:00/$14 | |
| May 24th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Fenton | 10:00/$12 |
| May 25th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Raygun | 10:00/$12 |
| June 14th | Salinas, CA | Steinbeck Auditorium | 9:00/$7.50 | |
| June 29th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Cowboy Technica | 10:00/$12 |
Starting in 2002, Abysmal Crucifix began performing a full stage production of their 2002 comeback double-album, Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'. For more information on the stage and film productions, click here.
| 2002-2004 Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' Tour | ||||
| Opening Date | Closing Date | Location | Venue | Curtain |
| October 7th, 2002 | February 23rd, 2003 | Toluca Lake (L.A.), CA | Wedge Auditorium | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| April 11th, 2003 | November 23rd, 2003 | Topeka, KS | Greentown Theatre | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| January 19th, 2004 | January 25th, 2004 | Champaign, IL | Foellinger Auditorium (University of Illinois) | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| February 2nd, 2004 | February 7th, 2004 | Cleveland, OH | Agora Ballroom | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays |
| February 9th, 2004 | February 14th, 2004 | Harcourt, PA | Smedley Butler Auditorium (Harcourt Community College) | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays |
| February 16th, 2004 | February 21st, 2004 | Duanesburg, NY | Duanesburg Area Community Center | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays |
| February 23rd, 2004 | February 28th, 2004 | Eden, VT | Hillside Theater | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays |
| March 8th, 2004 | April 11th, 2004 | Portland, ME | The State Theatre | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| April 21st, 2004 | May 12th, 2004 | Ashland, KY | Paramount Theater | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| May 24th, 2004 | June 20th, 2004 | Columbus, OH | Keaton's | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| June 28th, 2004 | July 17th, 2004 | Traverse City, MI | Milliken's Outdoor Stage | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| July 26th, 2004 | August 20th, 2004 | Indianapolis, IN | Vonnegut Performance Space (McClellan University) | 8:00 weeknights, 9:00 Saturdays, Sunday matinee 2:00, Sunday evening 6:00 |
| September 14th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Champaign-Urbana, IL | Kettle's | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| September 15th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Chicago, IL | Alexander Pushkin Theatre | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| September 16th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Rockford, IL | The Gun Club | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| September 17th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Madison, WI | Carlito's | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| September 21st, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Morris, MN | Red, White, and Taco! | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| September 23rd, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Sioux Falls, SD | Walstrom's | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| September 27th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Fargo, ND | Crème Grill | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| October 1st, 2004 | October 2nd, 2004 | Wichita, KS | Smith & Hickock's | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| October 4th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Lincoln, NE | Shakers | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| October 5th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Omaha, NE | The Fun Plex | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| October 12th, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | Monticello, IA | Pizza Palace | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| October 15th, 2004 | October 16th, 2004 | Tulsa, OK | Bacon Jones | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| October 22nd, 2004 | One-Nite-Only | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Full-band acoustic performance, 8:00 |
| 2005 | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| January 13th | Los Angeles, CA | The Mirror Room | Redstain Attack! | 9:30/$10 |
| February 4th & 18th | Tucumcari, NM | Quay Hole | 10:00/$9 | |
| April 21st | Ventura, CA | Sea Shack | 8:30/free | |
| May 13th & 14th | West Hollywood, CA | Whisky-a-Go-Go | Fenton | 10:00/$12 (each night) |
| August 27th & 28th | Los Angeles, CA | Sunset Junction Street Fair | Everybody! | 2:00 (p.m.)/$10 (for all acts, both days) |
| December 22 | Chicago, IL | Cabana Club | Girth, solo acoustic | 7:30/Price of entrée |
| 2006 | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| February 12th | Chicago, IL | The Charnel House — fourth anniversary Hedge performance! | 9:00/$13.50 | |
| 2007 — Splitcock World Tour! | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| July 7 | Turku, Finland | Ruisrock Festival | Everyone imaginable | 2:00/€50 day pass |
| July 11 | Helsinki, Finland | Kyrpien keskitalvi | Opener TBA | 8:00/€10 |
| July 13-14 | Oslo, Norway | Das Auge des Gotthaus | 9:00/80 kroner | |
| July 18 | Stockholm, Sweden | Arenan | 8:00/100 krona | |
| July 20 | Lund, Sweden | Mejeriet | 8:45/90 krona | |
| July 22 | Reykjavík, Iceland | Grand Rokk | 11:00/1500 krónur | |
| August 11-12 | Tokyo, Japan | Makuhari Messe | Grover Street | Sat: 5:00/¥12,000 Sun: 3:00/¥10,000 |
| August 15 | Nagoya, Japan | Stirrup Nation | Grover Street | 6:00/¥12,000 |
| August 18-19 | Osaka, Japan | Lagold Electric Now | Hillside Strangers | Sat: 5:00/¥12,000 Sun: 4:00/¥12,000 |
| 2008 — Happy Heartland Tour of the Midwest | ||||
| Date | Location | Venue | With? | Time/Cost |
| Feburary 14 | Minneapolis, MN | Club 3 Degrees | Cloud Chamber | 6:00/$11.50 |
| February 16 | Duluth, MN | Encounter | Cloud Chamber | 7:15/$15 |
| February 23 | Fargo, ND | Bethel Church | Cloud Chamber | 6:45/$10 |
| February 27 | Omaha, NE | Mosaic Community Center | Cloud Chamber | 7:00/$10 |
| February 29 | Lincoln, NE | Antelope Park Band Shell | Cloud Chamber | 8:00/$11 |
| March 1 | Topeka, KS | Community Youth Home | Cloud Chamber | 8:00/$11 |
| March 5 | Wichita, KS | Two Rivers Club | Cloud Chamber | 8:00/$11 |
| March 7 | Lawrence, KS | O'Connell Ranch | Cloud Chamber | 7:30/$10 |
| March 8 | Kansas City, MO | El Torreon | Cloud Chamber | 7:00/$11.50 |
| March 11 | Springfield, MO | Rare Breed Youth Drop-In Center | Cloud Chamber | 6:15/$11 |
| March 13 | Columbia, MO | Intersection | Cloud Chamber | 5:00/Free! |
| March 14-15 | St. Louis, MO | The Billiken Club | Cloud Chamber | 10:00/$15 (both nights) |
| March 18 | Des Moines, IA | Ichthus Farm | Cloud Chamber | 3:15/Free! |
| March 21 | Iowa City, IA | Buddyline | Cloud Chamber | 7:45/$10 |
| March 22 | Dubuque, IA | Colts Community Center | Cloud Chamber | 9:00/$13 |
| March 27 | Madison, WI | Alliance | Cloud Chamber | 11:00/$15 |
| March 29 | Rhinelander, WI | Towering Pines | Cloud Chamber | 2:30/Free! |
| April 4 | Milwaukee, WI | Guiding Light Community Youth Center | Cloud Chamber | 6:45/$10 |
| April 5 | Chicago, IL | First Nazarene | Cloud Chamber | 7:00/$10 |
| April 11 | Decatur, IL | Millikin University | Cloud Chamber | 9:45/$6 |
| April 12 | South Bend, IN | Calvary Temple | Cloud Chamber | 6:15/$18 |
| April 17 | Grand Rapids, MI | John Ball Teen Center | Cloud Chamber | 5:15/$10 ($7.50 with ID) |
| April 19 | Traverse City, MI | Northwestern Michigan College | Cloud Chamber | 8:45/$15 |
| April 21 | Fort Wayne, IN | The Harvest | Cloud Chamber | 8:00/$10 |
| April 24 | Cleveland, OH | The Axis | Cloud Chamber | 8:00/$12.50 |
| April 25 | Columbus, OH | J. Ashburn Jr. Youth Center | Cloud Chamber | 7:15/$8 |
| April 27 | Dayton, OH | Dayton Ecumenical Youth Theatre | Cloud Chamber | 6:00/$15 |