Events Calendar

Scheduled Performances

No upcoming performances scheduled.

Record Releases

December 5^th, 1995 — Star Sex (debut album!) released!
February 6^th, 1996 — “Thunderbird” single released!
April 2^nd, 1996 — Two Berries on a Twig released!
June 23^rd, 1998 — Backseat Delightlah! released!
July 7^th, 1998 — “Rolling in it” single released!
August 15^th, 1998 — Thanks to tremendous word of mouth and cross-country airplay, “Rolling in It” single debuts and peaks at #98 on the Billboard Hot 100 Singles!
January 5^th, 1999 — “Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay” single remixed by DJ Koko released!
November 28^th, 1999 — Abysmal Crucifix finally leaves the recording studio, permanently abandoning You Can Touch It for a Quarter!
February 8^th, 2000 — Tommy Janofsky illegally releases uncompleted You Can Touch It for a Quarter demos and outtakes on Napster and in independent music stores!
April 11^th, 2000 — Kelleystein Recordings reissues Two Berries on a Twig with three previously unreleased songs! February 12^th, 2002 — Girth McDürchstein’s ‘The Hedge’ I & II released!
March 19^th, 2002 — Kelleystein affiliate Rage Elder Records releases 1998’s Backseat Delightlah! in Japan and Eastern Europe to rave reviews.
May 11^th, 2002 — Despite never having played a show on the Asian continent, the Japanese release of Backseat Delightlah! hits #1 on Japanese charts (according to Oricon Style)
June 10^th, 2002 — Thanks in no small part to the surprise hit of Backseat Delightlah! in Japan, Rage Elder releases a Japanese version of Girth McDürchstein’s ‘The Hedge’ (available for download here) featuring a different mix and two previously unreleased songs!
May 15^th, 2006 — Abysmal Crucifix’s eagerly anticipated Girth McDürchstein’s ‘The Return’, slated for a July 18^th release, canceled! No future release planned.
September 10^th, 2006 — Kelleystein Recordings unveils a completely remastered version of Girth McDürchstein’s ‘The Hedge’ I & II!
December 21^st, 2006 — “A Very Abysmal Christmas” single released!

Calendar of Performances, 1992-1996

1992 — Controlled Mayhem Tour
Date	Location	Venue	With?	Time/Cost
April 24th & 25th	Marion, IA	Linn-Mar High School (“Metal Mania”)	Third of five: Deathsmell, Freight Train, Greg Sandoval, and M*E*S*H	8:15/$3.50 (each night)
May 1st - 3rd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill	Carlsbad	8:00/$5 (each night)
May 15th	Iowa City, IA	Grayskull	Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$10 door, $5 adv.
May 21st	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill		9:00/$5
May 23rd	Marion, IA	Smithsburg Lounge	Acts of Cohesion, Powdering	7:00/$5
June 15th	Seattle, WA	Off Ramp	Deathsmell	8:00/$4
June 16th	Victoria, BC	The Old Forge	Deathsmell	8:00/$9.75
June 19th	Bellingham, WA	Fairhaven Courtyard	Deathsmell	6:30/$3.50 (students free)
June 21st	Portland, OR	Vickers Auditorium	Deathsmell	8:00/$7.50
June 22nd	Medford, OR	Rush	Deathsmell	9:00/$5
June 23rd	Chico, CA	Palmer Hall	Deathsmell	7:30/$4 (students free)
June 24th	Reno, NV	Maverick Casino (second stage)	Deathsmell	9:30/$13.50
June 26th & 27th	San Francisco, CA	Slim’s	Deathsmell	8:30/$6 (plus drink/each night)
July 3rd & 4th	Los Angeles, CA	Gazzarri’s	Deathsmell	10:00/$7 (each night)
July 7th	Phoenix, AZ	The Paper Heart	Deathsmell	9:00/$3.25
July 10th	Tucson, AZ	Pollo Hut	Deathsmell	9:00/$4
July 11th	Las Cruces, NM	Old Mesilla Plaza	Deathsmell	7:30/free
July 12th	Santa Fe, NM	El Patio	Deathsmell	9:30/$5
July 13th	Tucumcari, NM	Quay Hole	Deathsmell	11:05/$2.75
July 16th	Austin, TX	Emo’s	Deathsmell	9:00/$5
July 18th	Tulsa, OK	Bacon Jones	Deathsmell	9:30/$5
July 23rd	Springfield, MO	Carlton Club	Deathsmell	7:45/$4.25
July 24th	Columbia, MO	The Arena	Deathsmell	6:30/$5 (students free)
July 25th	St. Louis, MO	Under the Universe	Deathsmell	10:30/$8
July 26th	Champaign-Urbana, IL	Kettle’s	Deathsmell	9:00/$5 (students free)
July 27th & 28th	Chicago, IL	Fireside Bowl	Deathsmell	10:30/$6.50 (each night)
July 31st	South Bend, IN	The Factory	Deathsmell	8:00/$5
August 1st	Grand Rapids, MI	Raven	Deathsmell	8:30/$4
August 3rd	Toledo, OH	The Cattle Club	Deathsmell	8:30/$5
August 6th	Middle Paxton, PA	Dutchman’s Walk	Deathsmell	9:00/$5
August 7th & 8th	Brooklyn, NY	Burnt	Deathsmell	9:30/$5 (each night)
August 13th	Boston, MA	Green Castle	Deathsmell	10:00/$5.50
August 14th	Portland, ME	Misty’s	Deathsmell	8:00/$4
August 15th	Ottawa, ON	Valencourt Lodge	Deathsmell	10:30/$13.50
August 19th	Toronto, ON	Iron Teahouse	Deathsmell	9:15/$9.75
August 21st	Detroit, MI	Searchers’	Deathsmell	9:30/$5
August 25th	Elgin, IL	Union Hall	Deathsmell	7:30/$8 door, $5 adv.
August 26th	Davenport, IA	Raincoat Warehouse	Deathsmell	8:15/$5
August 28th & 29th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — triumphant tour return concert	Deathsmell	8:00/$5 (each night)
September 23rd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill	Carlsbad	8:00/$5
September 25th	Iowa City, IA	Green Room	Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$5 door, $3.50 adv.
September 29th	Marion, IA	Smithsburg Lounge	Acts of Cohesion	7:00/$5
October 3rd	Des Moines, IA	The Fountainhead	Carlsbad	8:30/$3.50
October 9th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 23rd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 30th & 31st	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 6th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 13th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 20th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 27th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
December 4th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
December 11th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5

1993 — Depravity Manor Tour
Date	Location	Venue	With?	Time/Cost
Janaury 15th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
Janaury 22nd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
January 29th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
February 5th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
February 9th	Iowa City, IA	Grayskull	Enternal Ash	8:30/$6 (students free)
February 12th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
February 19th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
February 26th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
March 5th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
March 10th	Davenport, IA	Raincoat Warehouse	Redfire	8:00/$6
March 12th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
March 26th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
April 2nd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
April 16th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
April 23rd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
April 30th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
May 7th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
May 14th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
May 28th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
June 24th	Minneapolis, MN	Billhouse	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$7.50
June 25th	Fargo, ND	Crème Grill	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$9
June 26th	Bismarck, ND	Cornerstone	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$8
June 27th	Glendive, MT	Mountainview Inn	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:45/$6 (guests free)
June 28th	Billings, MT	Reginald’s	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$6
June 29th	Bozeman, MT	Thunder Road	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:30/$7.50
June 30th	Butte, MT	Clearmask	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$7
July 1st	Missoula, MT	Jericho’s on Ryman	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$7.50 (students free)
July 2nd	Spokane, WA	The Greenstone	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$9
July 3rd	Pasco, WA	Marble	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$9
July 5th	Boise, ID	Godhead	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$7.50
July 6th	Pocatello, ID	Yellowstone Avenue Lounge	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:00/$6.50
July 7th	Ogden, UT	Antelope Hutch	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:15/$6.50
July 8th	Salt Lake City, UT	Queensboro Arena (Westminster College)	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:30/$7 (students $3.50 w/ID)
July 9th	Provo, UT	Red Skies	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$7.50
July 11th	Grand Junction, CO	The Cloverleaf	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$5
July 13th	Denver, CO	Miles Away	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$6
July 15th	Salina, KS	The Felt Room	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$7.50
July 16th	Junction City, KS	On the Tracks	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	10:00/$5
July 17th	Topeka, KS	Firewood Inn	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$8.50
July 18th	Lawrence, KS	El Greco Bar	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$6.50
July 19th	Kansas City, MO	Brideshead	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$7.50
July 20th	Columbia, MO	The Arena	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	6:30/$5 (students free)
July 21st	St. Louis, MO	Under the Universe	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	10:30/$8
July 22nd	Effingham, IL	House of Jamestown	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:30/$7
July 23rd	Terre Haute, IN	Donut Bank	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$6.50
July 24th	Indianapolis, IN	The Vogue	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$8
July 25th	Richmond, IN	Shelterpop	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$7
July 26th	Dayton, OH	Grâce	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$7.50
July 27th	Columbus, OH	Keaton’s	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:45/$7.50
July 28th	Cincinnati, OH	The Venus Flytrap	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	10:00/$8
July 29th	Louisville, KY	Lakewood Lounge (Ramada)	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	6:15/two drinks (guests free)
July 30th	Lexington, KY	Peterson Bar	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:30/$8
July 31st	Ashland, KY	Paramount Theater	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:45/$7.50
August 1st	Huntington, WV	Mont Beecher	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$7
August 3rd	Richmond, VA	Riverside	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:15/$8.50
August 4th	Washington, DC	Circle of Confusion	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	10:00/$5
August 5th	Philadelphia, PA	Brownout	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:45/$8
August 6th	Brooklyn, NY	Burnt	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:30/$7
August 7th	New Milford, CT	Chestershire Roundelay	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$6.50
August 8th	Providence, RI	Juice Shack	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	12:15 (p.m.)/$5
August 10th	Rochester, NY	Car Club Shack	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$8
August 11th	Buffalo, NY	Thistle	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:00/$8
August 12th	Cleveland, OH	Agora Ballroom	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$8
August 13th	Toledo, OH	Stucco Lounge	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:15/$6.50
August 15th	Chicago, IL	Fireside Bowl	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:30/$7.50
August 16th	Milwaukee, WI	Arnold’s	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:45/$7
August 17th	Madison, WI	Carlito’s	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	9:30/$8
August 18th	Beloit, WI	Anderson Hall (Beloit College)	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	8:00/$6 (students free)
August 19th	Rockford, IL	The Gun Club	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:00/$8.50 (patrons free)
August 20th	Davenport, IA	Raincoat Warehouse	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$7
August 21st	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill	Deathsmell, Carlsbad, Acts of Cohesion	7:30/$8.50
September 3rd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
September 10th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
September 17th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
September 24th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 1st	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 8th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 15th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 22nd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
October 25th	Beloit, WI	Anderson Hall (Beloit College)	Deathsmell	8:00/$6 (students free)
October 29th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 5th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 12th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 19th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
November 26th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
December 3rd	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
December 10th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5
December 17th	Cedar Rapids, IA	Blue Lantern Bar & Grill — weekly Fridays		9:00/$5

1994
Date	Location	Venue	With?	Time/Cost
August 27th & 28th	Los Angeles, CA	Sunset Junction Street Fair	Everybody!	11:00 (a.m.)/$10 (for all acts, both days)
September 22nd	West Hollywood, CA	Gazzarri’s	Cagematch, Tachyon	8:00/$3.50 + drink
October 14th	West Hollywood, CA	Gazzarri’s	Greasepan, Cagematch	8:00/$3.50 + drink
October 26th	West Hollywood, CA	Roxy Theatre	Walter Head Experience, Cagematch	8:00/$5 + drink
November 16th	West Hollywood, CA	Rainbow Bar & Grill	Greasepan, Valencourt	8:00/$4.50 + drink
November 25th	West Hollywood, CA	Gazzarri’s	Valencourt, Cagematch	8:00/$3.50 + drink
December 7th	West Hollywood, CA	Gazzarri’s	Greasepan, Tachyon	8:00/$3.50 + drink
December 19th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50

1995 — Star Sex, Oh Yes! Tour
Date	Location	Venue	With?	Time/Cost
January 12th	West Hollywood, CA	Gazzarri’s	Greasepan, Cagematch	8:00/$3.50 + drink
January 20th & 21st	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
February 3rd & 4th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Valencourt	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
February 10th & 11th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Bolder	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
February 17th & 18th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Greasepan	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
February 24th & 25th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Valencourt	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
March 3rd & 4th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Valencourt	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
March 10th & 11th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
March 17th & 18th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
March 24th & 25th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	CousCous	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
March 31st & April 1st	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Telemmetry	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
April 14th & 15th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Valencourt	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
April 17th	West Hollywood, CA	Gazzarri’s	Greasepan, Cagematch	8:00/$3.50 + drink
April 21st & 22nd	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Bolder	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
April 28th & 29th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Tachyon	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
May 5th & 6th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Tachyon	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
May 12th & 13th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Walter Head Experience	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
May 26th & 27th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Ghosts of Algernon	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
June 2nd & 3rd	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Redstain Attack!	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
June 9th & 10th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Wolff	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
June 16th & 17th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	D.B. Cooper and the Skyjackers	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
June 20th	Malibu, CA	The Beach Hut	Cagematch	2:45 (p.m.)/$8 (all day)
June 23rd & 24th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
June 30th & July 1st	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Raygun	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
July 4th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Ghosts of Algernon	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
July 14th & 15th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	The Guildenstern Seven	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
July 21st & 22nd	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Fenton	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
July 28th & 29th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Greasepan	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
August 4th & 5th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Tachyon	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
August 11th & 12th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Bolder	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
August 18th & 19th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — weekly	Valencourt	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
August 26th & 27th	Los Angeles, CA	Sunset Junction Street Fair	Everybody!	4:00 (p.m.)/$10 (for all acts, both days)
December 8th & 9th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release shows!	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50 (each night)
December 15th & 16th	West Hollywood, CA	Whisky-a-Go-Go — record release shows!	Cagematch	9:00/$7.50 (each night)

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