The Lyrics!

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Star Sex

  1. Phone Sex
  2. Navel Sex
  3. In the Backseat of a Jeep
  4. Sexual Enforcer
  5. The Balls in Your Court
  6. Truth or Dare (with Grandma)
  7. The Cocksuckin' Man Theme
  8. Drop Your Pants and Kick 'Em to Me
  9. Star Sex
  10. Shitfest (for the Love and the Glory)

Two Berries on a Twig

Original 1996 Release

  1. Kingdom Cum
  2. Fuck Your Little Mama
  3. Thunderbird
  4. 2 Kewl 4 Ur Pecker
  5. Paz, Hombre
  6. Maize — You Call It Corn
  7. Transexual Relationship Highway
  8. Sex, Lies, and Pump-Action Ejaculating Dildos
  9. Two Berries on a Twig
  10. It Won't Fit
  11. Howling on a Friday Night
  12. Shitfest (DJ Koko remix)

Bonus Tracks from 2000 Reissue

  1. Tongue Quest
  2. Train in Tunnel
  3. Melrose Sickie Kicks

Delightlah!

Album Songs

  1. Radioactive Penis
  2. Rolling in It
  3. Put It Where It Doesn't Belong
  4. Bay-Ooh-Tay-Tay
  5. Masturbating (with Dad)
  6. I'm Cumming, Mom!
  7. Pheremonal Discharge in Your Pants
  8. Sax on the Beach
  9. The Chinese Black Man
  10. Alcohol Night
  11. Self-Medication
  12. Mint, Cherry, and Rainbow Stuck in a Condom
  13. Big Dick in Little China

  

Single B-Sides

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' I [U.S. release]

  1. Rhapsody in Gregor Samsa (Overture)
  2. Bad Parenting
  3. 1985
  4. Video Game Violence
  5. Father's Day
  6. Afraid of Suburbia
  7. Dysfunctional Lullabye
  8. Hedge Maze of Life
  9. Girls Never Pay Attention
  10. Losing It (My Mind)
  11. Descent (The Final Shrub)
  12. Kiss Reality Goodbye

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' II [U.S. release]

  1. Entr'Acte
  2. Somebody
  3. College Girls
  4. Let Me Go
  5. Meeting the One
  6. A Star
  7. The Love Song of Gregor Samsa
  8. Leaving Her
  9. In the Motel
  10. Help!
  11. Guilt Trip
  12. The End of the Maze
  13. A Star (remix by DJ Koko)

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' I [Japanese release]

  1. Rhapsody in Gregor Samsa (Overture)
  2. Bad Parenting
  3. 1985
  4. Video Game Violence
  5. Father's Day
  6. Afraid of Suburbia
  7. Dysfunctional Lullabye
  8. Hedge Maze of Life
  9. Girls Never Pay Attention
  10. Skullfucking Infants Estampie
  11. Losing It (My Mind)
  12. Descent (The Final Shrub)
  13. Kiss Reality Goodbye

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' II [Japanese release]

  1. Entr'Acte
  2. Somebody
  3. College Girls
  4. Let Me Go
  5. Hooker Madness
  6. Meeting the One
  7. A Star
  8. The Love Song of Gregor Samsa
  9. Leaving Her
  10. In the Motel
  11. Help!
  12. Guilt Trip
  13. The End of the Maze
  14. A Star (remix by DJ Koko)

Miscellaneous