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December 29, 2005

Christmas of Lies

Written by Mikey Parker on December 29, 2005 1:52 PM
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I’ll admit it: Girth did get us those cool gifts his wife wrote about. But is he really the selfless, disturbingly wealthy man she has implied he is? The answer, obviously, is no.

I gotta admit I was a bit touched when I first discovered that he not only bought me the coffin case, he had restored a Sears bass to make it identical to the one he destroyed. Is this a selfless act, or an act designed to relieve his guilt?

NEITHER! He only bought me the bass, and Riffs the Slash guitar, and Jam the Moog…so that we can use these new instruments on the new album he wrote. Now, you might say, “Okay, it’s really cool of him to keep in mind the fact that we wanted this shit and incorporate it into the new songs,” but I just don’t see things that way. Call me hard-hearted, but I think it’s selfish.

We spent most of the last two days learning and rehearsing the new songs. They aren’t that bad. This album should be good.

-Mikey