April 14, 2007
Total Fucking Bullshit
Written by Girth McDürchstein on April 14, 2007 11:51 AM
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My wife, Margo Atwater, thought it’d be a really good idea if the band had a publicist. We’re in the process of reforming. I’m trying to lure some former members back to the band, without much success, and reputation-wise we’re at an all-time low. Enter a publicist we can’t really afford, who will hopefully be able to Tarn-X our image so we can afford her. Her name is Lacey Greenwood. She used to model with Margo back in the day, but now she’s all into public relations.
I don’t read Variety because I’m not really a movie guy. Sure, they have music/business news and all, but fuck, I don’t even read music-industry magazines that are fully concentrated on the business, much less ones that only have that info once in awhile. Point fucking being, imagine my surprise when Lacey sent over last Wednesday’s Daily Variety via courier. She was excited because she used her PR “skillz” (her spelling, I swear) to get my picture on the cover. I can’t say that’s not impressive, but look at the fucking article:
So I guess that’s that. With no fanfare whatsoever, the Hedge film that fans have been waiting on for years is officially done. Sloane and I are not exactly on speaking terms anymore, but for you, the fans, I’m going to try to patch our business relationship and try to get access to his rough cut. I’ve seen the rough cut, and it’s not very good, but if it’s something fans are interested in, I’ll put it out there if it’s humanly possible. Even if it means setting up big screens to broadcast the video during a concert, like we did with all that 1970s French erotica footage for the “Skullfucker” tour in 1997.
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