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August 27, 2007

PRESS RELEASE: Recently Exonerated Rocker Founds Children’s Charity

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RECENTLY EXONERATED ROCKER FOUNDS CHILDREN’S CHARITY

LOS ANGELES, August 27, 2007 — Legendary rock star Girth McDürchstien, hot off a recent tour of Europe and Japan, has put his 2007 earnings toward founding his own charity, Girth McDürchstien’s Sweet Treasures. Based in Studio City, California, the charity will help wayward girls by giving them the practical advice and formal education society has otherwise denied them.

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“It’s a really wonderful opportunity to give back after taking so much,” says McDürchstein, whose band Abysmal Crucifix is slated to release its fifth album, Girth McDürchstein’s ‘The Return,’ in November.

Girth McDürchstein’s ‘Sweet Treasures’ will open facilities in the recently rebuilt Den Himmel Clinic on Ventura Boulevard, which Christian zealots bombed in 2004. “One of America’s great tragedies is that so many girls with potential are murdered by the confused and morally unjust,” laughs charity co-chairman and Slut-Wrench Magazine founder Margo Atwater (who is also the wife of Girth McDürchstein). “Our goal is to give these girls a second chance—without murder.”

Already, the charity is not without controversy. Hank Wooster, founder and pastor of the Burbank-based Cinged Harlot “mega-church,” has promised to protest this charity’s aims and implied support of anti-Christian doctrine. “The mere fact that these musician-worshipping criminals dare to perpetuate an ideology of hopefulness to the faithless and needy—they’re simply unfit to ‘educate’ young people,” Wooster said in a telephone call to publicist Lacey Greenwood.

In response, McDürchstein says, “He can suck my big fat cock.”

Girth McDürchstein’s Sweet Treasures is slated to open its doors on September 5th. For more information, visit http://www.girthmcdurchstein.com or call the Hopeful Hotline at (310) 976-HELP.

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Press Contact:
Lacey Greenwood
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laceygstring@girthmcdurchstein.com

Written by Lacey Greenwood on August 27, 2007 2:42 PM
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