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July 10, 2008

Dirty with You

Written by Colby Witherspoon on July 10, 2008 3:56 PM
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Hey, assholes. You fans of Abysmal Crucifix are gonna be in for a real shock. That Judas cocksucker of a hero of yours, Girth McDürchstein, has no loyalty to family or friends. He’ll fuck anything in a skirt, including the woman I love, Perdida Cheyenne. I mean, look at her. How could he do that?!

For those who don’t believe me, check out this audio clip of the deed. I recorded it with my surveillance equipment. I know what you’re thinking, because I thought the same thing, but no, they aren’t moving heavy furniture. Keep listening, and you’ll hear a few good “Fuck me”s coming from Perdida.

I know it’s shocking to think that a married man and a woman of virtue could do such a thing, but it’s the truth. I just want to set the record straight.

~Colby~